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Humor

 

73.

 

frog

Q: Why did the frog say 'meow'?

A: He was learning a foreign language.

 

 

és még egy kis humor:

72.

snowing

 

 


71.

joke

70.

 

it's Monday again

 

69.

never give up

 

68.

doggs

 

67.

at doctor

 

66.

 

angol viccek, kezdő angol, online angol

65.

 

joke

 

64.

viccek angolul

 

 

63.

angol viccek


62.

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61.

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60.

 

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59.

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58.

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57.

 

56. Europe with Hungarian eyes...

Ingyenes angol nyelvtanfolyam, amely teljesen kezdő szinttől vezet be téged az angol nyelv rejtelmeibe. angol viccek, angol szótanuló, gyümölcsök angolul, angol tesztek, angol szótár, online angol, online angol feladatok, angol újrakezdő, angol oktatás, angol létige, online angol tanfolyam, English course, kezdő angol, angol tanulás, angol nyelvtanulás, angol nyelvtanfolyam, angol nyelvtan, angol nyelvtanulás online, angol nyeltan online, angol tesztek, ingyen angol, angol tesztek, viccek angolul

55.

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54.

days, online angol feladatok, online angol tanulás, kezdő angol, online angol, angol kezdő

53.

English joke, angol humor, angol viccek, viccek angolul, online angol feladatok, online angol tanulás, kezdő angol, online angol, angol kezdő

 

52. 

Garage Door

English joke, angol humor, angol viccek, viccek angolul, online  angol feladatok, online angol tanulás, kezdő angol, online angol feladatok, angol  kezdőThe boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..

 

51.

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(trespass - megszegi a törvényt, tilosban jár)

 

 

50.

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49.

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48.

 

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47.

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46.
MAMA'S BIBLE

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers, and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in
the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible.
It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
" Milton , the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel I stay home ; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

Dearest Bob, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift... The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

Luv Ya,
Mama

 

45.

joke

44.

Egy ausztrál televíziós showműsorban-ban a versenyzők közül már
csak egy Atya és egy ausztráliai birkanyíró maradt versenyben. A pontszámok
kiegyenlítettek voltak, ezért a döntés az utolsó feladatra maradt.. Ez
úgy szólt, hogy 5 perc alatt össze kell hozni egy verset, amiben a rímet
"Timbuktu" adja. Még hozzátették, hogy ez egy bizonyos afrikai ország
fővárosa. 5 perc után először az Atyát kérték szólásra, aki a következő
verset írta:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu."

Nézők sokáig tapsoltak és úgy tűnt, hogy megvan a verseny győztese, de azért felkérték a birkanyírót is versének ismertetésére:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two.
"

43.

address

42.

thirsty

41.

onlione angol, angol viccek

 

40.

online angol, angol kezdőknek, viccek angolul, angol humor

39.

online angol

38.

new belt

 

37.

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36.

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35.

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34.

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33.

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32.

tanulj angolul online

31.

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30.

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29.

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28.

kezdő angol, angol viccek, angol kezdő,

(remote control = távirányító)

 

27.

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26.

kezdő angol, angol viccek, pár perc angol, angol kezdő,

 

25. The Perfect Woman:
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'
The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'
'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'

 

24. heart problem:
-Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said:
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
kezdő angol, angol viccek, pár perc angol, angol kezdő,Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said: 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"
mamma = A slang for young woman.
murmur = A kind of sound that low and continous.



23. Millionaire love:
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "She must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"


22. angol állásinterjú:

kezdő angol, angol viccek, pár perc angol, angol kezdő,

- Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no … I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast …

 

21.

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17. A Girls' Night Out

kezdő angol, angol viccek, angol kezdő,Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home in the early hours of the morning, they felt the urge to pee.
They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and very drunk, they decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to dry herself, then discarded them.
The second one not having anything either thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties", so she used a ribbon from a wreath that she found.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking on the phone and one says to the other, "It seems that our wives were up to no good last night. My wife came home without any panties!"
The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read:- We will never forget you!"


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14.


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12.

Secrets Of A Happy Marriage
The Four Main Points:

1. It's important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It's important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It's important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It's important that these three women never meet.

 

 

11.
An old man on a bench
kezdő angol, angol viccek, angol kezdő,
A 90 year old man was sitting on a park bench sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through the old man's tears he answers, "I've fallen in love with a beautiful 25 years old woman."
- "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
- Between the sobs he answers, "You can't possibly understand. Every morning before she goes to work we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favourite meal. Then after supper, we make love once more."
The old man breaks down, and is no longer able to speak.
- The young man puts his arm round him. "It sounds like you have a perfect rel
ationship. Why are you crying?"
- The old man answers through his tears, "I've forgotten where I live."

 

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7.

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6. How to serve up chicken wings?


kezdő angol, angol viccek, angol kezdő,

 

5.


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4.


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3.

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